Hetalia fans talking with Cleverbot

User: Kolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Russia?

User: Da ^J^.

Cleverbot: What the panda are you doing, aru?!?

User: Become one with mother Russia, da China? ^J^.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: China~~ <3.

Cleverbot: Yes aru.

User: Do you love me China?

Cleverbot: I love all places.

User: Kolkolkol.. Do you love ME?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love all people.

User: I am not 'people' I am mother Russia.

Cleverbot: Ok, How do you person mate?

User: I can show you, da? ^J^.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: *shows you*.

Cleverbot: It really sparks.

User: Oh yeah ;3.

Cleverbot: Why would that be a secret?

User: Because maybe America would find out.

Cleverbot: I would be a fool to trust you?

User: Nyet, trust me, da? ^J^.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Mother Russia, who are you?

Cleverbot: You become one with me da?

User: Nyet, you become one with me.

Cleverbot: No, you become one with me. I am Russia.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Prove that you are Russia.

Cleverbot: Feeling what?

User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Russia?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Become one?

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: I will become one with you if you give me beer.

Cleverbot: I am France.

User: Francy-pants! I am the awesome Prussia, give me BEER!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: You are indeed.

User: Kesesesese xD.

Cleverbot: Prussia?

User: Ja France?

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: West?

Cleverbot: You are west.

User: No, I am east.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What are you telling me to do?

User: Give me a tomato~ and a romano ^^.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: GIVE ME MY ROMANO1!! AND TOMATO.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: I'm a guy D: *looks between legs* Yup, I am a guy! You lied to Dx.

Cleverbot: I don't have friends.

User: Iggy?

Cleverbot: No.. Hairy Legs.

User: France?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU BIG SURRENDERING MONKEY!?

Cleverbot: It means that I love you very much.

User: Go away you snail eating frog! I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: No! I'm sorry! I want to chat with you.